Heya

December 2008 is the day when I made my blog and start posting but..

December 2009 is the day when I made my tumblr. account so i could continue my blog-posting. so byeee :)

Ps. i promise im gonna update another things here, but i'll move all my stuffs to tumblr!!

ta ta!


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IDUL ADHA!

Happy idul adha ye all!
Allahuakbar allaaaahuakbar allaahuakbar.
Laaailaahaillallaaahualllaaahuakbar.
Allahuakbar walillaaah ilham.

The time point at 8 and I'm standing here infrontof the mosque. Forgive me if I had a mistake. Ta ta!



Gc19

I'll give you 3 reasons

3 reasons why The Click Five just made my life.

1. Without The Click Five, maybe i won't being this crazy and maybe i won't being this awkward to watching V channel or Mtv for seeing their videos. and without it,I won't know about american band like BOYSLIKEGIRLS.I met them on Mtv when I was waiting for The Click's videos. they made me crazy until now.

2. Without The Click Five, maybe i won't know my besties from another country. cause they're clickers. I met them because they love The Click Five and so am I. these are my close friends who likes TC5 alot: Jenaz,Fega,Nurin,Devy,Yessy,Jose,Yuki and many more. Jenaz is from philipine, Nurin is from Sumatera, Fega is from East Java, Devy is from Papua, Yessy is from Bali, Jose is from Singapore, and Yuki is from Hongkong. They were SO farrr awayy from here. But now, we're knowing each other.

3. Without The Click Five, maybe i won't do any of insane things such as: this picture.


Gc19

Rafi went to da town

i miss my blog-posting and im back!

sunday, 8th of november...i went to the town with my things that i rarely to use,

like my pinky jacket. I remember when my granny gave that jacket and i said"NOOOO PINK!". sorry granny, i was being to awkward that day:( . but i dont know why, i love that jacket.

every sunday,im gonna wear something special to use.

I used my mom's handbag(i dont have any idea why i wanted to use it) anddddd a new HAIRCUT!

hell yeah that's meh and my ipod!!! i was listening to REAL THING from BoysLikeGirls album. and FYI, that's the most perfect song i've ever heard hahaha!. you better check 'em out!

I used my converse back and also yeahh that is the first time i wore that 'tight pencil'. i forgot what it called. FYI,I dont use any contacts, my eyes are naturally brown. I went to town with these things and grooving around. no matter how i look,i felt like in a different way with something new.

Gc19

LDKS MENGGILA

4 November adalah hari dimana Harapan Ibu mengadakan LDKS!
I'm gonna tell u bout the most exciting moment for me:

1. Tracking around.
So yeah gue ama kelompok gue MAKASSAR, bersama alya(anak paling gila sepanjang tracking yang ngomongin ttg bu susi trus), alula,putri,nadira(ketua),vivi,laras,adlia,fina,kintan,dan zahra.
SERU BANGET! pas ditengah2 jalan gtu tiba2 gue ama alya ngomongin ttg bu susi.
Alya: saya suka susu. Di warung bu susi. Susu di warung bu susi.
Gw: susunya bu susi
Alya: rasanya gimana ya?
Gw: apek
Alya: NAJIS!
Gw: hah? Kok najis? Kasian banget susunya bu susi dibilang najis!
Alya: liat didepan lo

Eh tau2nya didepan gw ama kelompok gw,ada monyet kawin.
Anak2 kls 7 ama vivi kan menjauhi gtu.mungkin gara2 takut ama monyet liar.
Dan gw mencoba untuk berkomunikasi men. Kebetulan pas kita deketin,monyetnya berhenti oho ohoan nya itu-___-
Trus seekor monyet datengin ke kita pelan2.

Alya: lu tau warung bu susi?
Gw: bego lu alya. Klo tiba2 tuh monyet gigitin kita gimane?
Alya: slow aja kale

Tiba2 laras dateng ke monyet itu.
WRAWR
Monyetnya hampir nyakar kita
Alya: dia suka ama lo,ras
Laras: geje lu! Udah ah gue pergi aja dri sini..serem

Yahhhh ga seru. Kok malah udahan liat adegannya sih? (Peace)

Untuk selanjutnya, gw ama alya ngomongin bu susiiiiiii trus.
Ampe nyampe si perkemahan(tempat kita tidur)..kita mengadakan..

2. Dikerumunin setan2
Malem2 kakak2 klas sengaja matiin lampu dan inilah saatnya untuk Jerut Malem.

..Selama perjalanan, gue harus istighfar smoga kita dilindungi oleh allah dan smoga setannya ga nyeremin amat-___-
Ini anehnya.

Temen2 bilang astaghfirullah alazim. Astaghfirullah alazim selagi mata mreka ditutup,and so am I.
Gue tau yg jadi setan pasti kakak kelas..jadi gue sedikit nyate gtu..walaupun gw takut pingsan klo setannya serem amet.
Gue ngerasa ga cukup istighfar trus..gue tetep ketakutan.
Akhirnya gue memutuskan untuk nyanyi lagu LOVE DRUNK biar gue ga takut. Bedon amet yek?

I used to be love drunk but now I'm hangover
I love you forever forever is over
We use to kiss all night now its just aappPOCOOONGGGG!!!! YA ALLLOOOHHHH!!!

tiba2 ada pocong didepan gue.
Temen2 gue pada triak2 gtu trus istighfar terus2an.
Gue merinding. Tapi bukan gara2 ketakutan menn,tapi lebih parah lagi.

Laras: fira..lo kenapa?
Gw: (merinding)
Laras: fira plis jangan bikin gw takut plisss firaaa lu knapa sih pke gemeteran2 sgala!?
Gw: gue kebelet
Laras: bego
Eh abis itu didepannya laras ada pocong melototin dia. teriaklah dia.

And abis itu ada setan lewat gw. Ngomong ke gue.
"Ka..kamu..tem..temenin aku..dongg?"
Kata setannya,kuntilanak.
Gw ngomong gede2 "astaghfirullah alazim ya allah!!"

Lumayan serem lah mukanya. Tapi lama2 juga ga. Hahh baguslah bisa bikin gw ga takut lagi haha.

Gue jalan terus sambil merem ama kelompok gw.
Sumpah gue kebelet.
Tiba2 gw denger dari manaaaa gtu ada suara anak 7 keanya juga lagi dikerjain ama kuntilanak.
Kuntilanak: ka..kamu temenin..aku ya? Aku ga ada tem..temen.
Anak klas 7: astaghfirullah alazim! ( Smbil merem,suaranya udah kea mo nangis )
Kuntilanak: kamu ikut aku! (Sambil narik tangan anak klas 7nya)
Anak klas 7: ga mau!! Ya allah!! Astaghfirullah alazim!!
Kuntilanak: ayo ikut aku eh ayam eh ayam
Anak klas 7: (diem)

Kuntilanak latah men. GAUL.


Abis itu gue tidur dan besoknya gw pulang dan tedeng! Gue ngepost ini deh! Hahha
LDKS ke-9 seru dah!



Gc19

anak 7a ngerjain pencopet

Salah satu anak 7autis, pare (nama disamarkan), pernah mau dicolong dompetnya dideket lebak bulus.
Udah 2 kali dia digituin. Sampe2 dia inget muka orangnya. "Kampret tuh pencopet. Boro2 mukanya mirip nicholas saputra tp dlm versi abal" kata pare.
Dan sekarang dia punya taktik penting buat kerjain tuh pencopet.

Kemaren pare ceritain ke smua anak 7autis di klas 8c. Dan inilah ceritanya:

Pare kan pulang naik angkot dan turun di lebak bulus.
Pas dia lagi jalan kaki, ia bertemu seorang cowo yg mukanya biasa2 aja.
Pare tau klo nih cowo adalah pencopet asli lebak bulus,makanya pare melakukan sesuatu yg APABANGET.

Pencopet yg niat nyopet barang berharga pare(Pp): dek,mama kamu ada dirumah?
Pare yg udah tau nih pencopet: ada kali
Pp: Saya teman nasabah bank mama kamu dan ia harus bayar uang sejumlah 1.000.000
Pare:oh, kok tau?
Pp: barusan saya telpon mama kamu buat tungguin
Pare: oh
Pp: mama kamu ada dirumah tidak?
Pare: ga tau. Keanya lagi arisan
Pp: hmm berarti kamu telpon aja dulu beneran ada ga mama kamu dirumah
Pare: (pura2 lebay) aduh aku ngggak punya pulsa..gimana kalo mas aja yang nelfon pake hp mas?
Pp: hah? Saya lupa nomornya
Pare: yaudah sini kasih hpnya trus aku telpon deh
Pp: (gugup) ehhhhh saya juga nomornya lagi mati.
Pare: bukannya tadi mas bilang mas barusan telpon mama saya?
Pp: (saking gugupnya akhirnya dpt jawaban)ITU PAKE HP TEMAN SAYA
Pare: oh (dalem hati : "MAMPUS LU ABANG SARIMIN KAMPRET!")
Pp: jadi gimana cara nelfonnya dong? Ato pake warung telpon aja?
Pare: yaudah
Pp: saya tidak punya uang, bpleh pake punya adek?
Pare: boleh. Nih (dikasih 5000)
Pp: saya saja ya yg nelfon,nnti saya ksini lg. Oke?
Pare: ye

Alhasil si Pp kabur melewati warung telepon membawa 5000 rupiah doang.
Selesai deh ceritanya!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bella: bedon lu. Kenapa lu kasih duit ke dia?
Pare: karena gue memang mau ngasih dia 5000
Gw: kok gitu dah?
Pare: itu duit palsu
Anak2 7a: +ngakak+





Gc19

i did it so baddd

This post is about a fan who would do everything to get a ticket concert altough the concert will be in 2010.


pas lagi upacara sumpah pemuda, tepatnya hari rabu 28 okt, gw girang bet. Ga sabar buat pulang deh!!
Mau tau knp?? Pulang skolah gw lgsng ke aquarius beli tiket boys like girls!!!!
Jadi pulang skolah gw lgsng ke mobilnya ica, karena ica ama gue belinya..nahh gue ke aquarius kan,
Trus pas dah nyampeee..gw tanya tiket presalenya. Katanya cma dijual di java musikindo kuningan.

Yah apabolehbeuddah gw dari aquarius pim lgsng ke kuningan..udah kena macet lagi!

Nyampe disana, gw masuk kegedungnya, gw diperiksa gtu..mobil atas bawah kiri kanan bagasi jok mobil ampe tas skolah gue di periksa. Gahul nih pemeriksaannya..takut bom banget haha
Udah markir, gw naik 2 lantai pke tangga trus naik lift dari stu, gw ke javamusikindo kan..
GILAAA ada adrie subono foto ama artis2 luar yg prnah ksini..termasuk KYLE pas dia dtg ama BEP.
Ohh mai guadds nyeeeh mennn.

Pas gw dah ktemu ama pnjual tiket, dia blg kea gini"harganya 290000".
Pas gw buka kantong gw, yang ada di kantong gue cuma 500 rupiah.
Ica: fir, mana duitnya.
Fira: kok 5oo perak?
Ica: fira lo serius?
Fira: liat nih bulet warna perak.
Ica: gila. Uangnya mana???
Fira: ketinggalan di mobil kali.

Extra triple ojan.

Gw kbawah ambil uang gw, gw ditemenin ama ica, pas kbawah gw diliatin ama pengawas gtu dsitu.
Eh pas dah di samping mobil, gw lupa satu hal.
"Ca, kunci mobilnya mana?"
"Gue kira ada di elo fir"

Nih juga ojan benge.
Gw keatas lagi ambil kunci mobil yg ketinggalan diatas,tepatnya di ruang javamusikindo itu.
Trus kebawah lgi gw. Tuh pengawas masih liatin hw juga
Dalem hatinya pasti bilang "nih anak pramuka ngapain bolak balik?"

Iya, pas dstu gwgi pke baju pramuka.
Dan pas gw buka pintu mobilnya, gw liat uang gw jatoh brserakan di bawah.
Gw ambil.
Naik atas.
Kasih duitnya.
DAPET DEH TIKETNYA!!!!


Ohhhh MARTIN!! HERE I COME!!

(Btw, gua ambil smua brosur konser boyslike girls dri stu. Huahahaha)




GC19

present from my family

I won the english competition and I took the first rank. Yes its trully unbelievable
We've got to answer about american history,indonesian history,and blablabla its all from da ensiklopedia list..
My partners are hamdalah and alireza. thanks guys:)

My parents give me a present for me, and that is..staying in four season hotel for 4 days! Hahaha
I wrote this post at my hotel room now, this place is awesome (walaupun dikamar gua ga ada sower buat cebok) the view is beautiful coz we could look j town at the night from here.


And the last is from my insane buddy, he's going to give me a blackberry for my present yeeeehaa!!

These things are all the things that I really want:
1. Have a bb
2. Buy BLG ticket (next post about this)
3. Going to the clicks concert


Ohh I wish these wishes are going to be true (no 2 checked) :D




Gc19

another Martin ?

there he isssssssssssss.... eat that hamburger baby!

MARTIN BENNETT JOHNSON my secondary crush-___-

He just finished his tour in Asia but HOW DARE HE LEFT HIS ASIAN TOUR WITHOUT A SHOW IN INDONESIA!?

okay forget it, follow his twitter on @martinsays okay!

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Martyy, Party Martyy

It starts when my friend gave me a link about love drunk video. She knews that iam a fan of ashley tisdale so she just gave me the link couse she was on the vid.
LOVE DRUNK is the name of the album from BOYS LIKE GIRLS. And that's the single of the album.
She tells me all about martin and gave me some pics..then it succsesful made me fallin in love with Martin!!
160909 baby! Hahaha

Looks like Rafi got brand new crush,hahaha and how about KP?
Both are from Boston,
Both are lead singer from a rock band
Both are HOT
Both have the sexiest voice ever.

Okay.. Everytime,everyday since 16, iam always daydreaming about Martin..thinking about he and and I heading to somewhere romantic and its only between 2 of us wakakak
(Definately I was daydreaming about mitchel musso that he could be my big brother haha)

Awww its okay K..wherever me and martin go..you 're always in my heart hahaha



Oh my god..paris hilton got the biggest boobs ever..how could it be if it will be explode? -____- (?)


Okay forget about P.
I'll be back with my Martin! Hehe



Gc19

Anyeeeer

HEY!!
long time no posting..its like 2 months i haven't update my blog..and yesssssss iam in a middle of my holiday! school off!

yestarday i just got back from PESANTREN, we hading Pesantren on Anyer..its awesome! after subuh,we ussually playin on the beach. oh my god i missed the beach so much. My bestfriend,Lala made some words on a sand like I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON and GODD CHARLOTTE THE CLICK FIVE. we collect some clams and crabs! its super duper fun..
before going back to the J town, i bought some souvenir..its a totally beautiful day eva!

Back to the J town at 9 Sept and arrive on my school. and my mom take me home safely.
But oh my freakin underwear..I FORGOT TO BRING MY SOUVENIR!! daaaaaaaaaaamn.
i just bought it for 30.000Rp. and it was nothing ughhhhhhhhh


I'll miss that day



Gc19

whose blood is it?

disgusting huh?YES AND IT IS REAL.

My friend gave me this photo and i was screaming like an idiot and call her,i was like.."dude! is this real? this is disgusting! whose thing is it? joe? ethan? Kyle???"

and then she explain everything..its Kyle's.

i was worried and text him on myspace quickly..i dont want anything thats wrong happend to him.

he was playing guitar with a blood turned out from his finger. can you just imagine it?

i sent my mail to him..and he said:

Hi Fira,

Im doing great! I just get cut by some guitar strings and buttons sometimes..and it sprays the guitar with my blood. Hope you are doing well!

Kp

dudeeeeee it sprays the guitar with my blood and you're doing great? now that's cool.

i never seen an artist who played guitar with a blood turned out! just like what i said..Kp is unique (?)

Gc19

Ngechat ama anak alay,it sucks!

gua lagi di rumah saudara.bosen ga ngapa2in.ga bawa ipod,makanan abis,ac mati. dude this is sucks! mo ngapain lagi coba??

eh..tiba2 sodara gua dateng smbil blg:
sodara: dek bosen ya?
gw: iye kak..ga ngapa2in..
sodara: knapa ga chatting aja?
gwe: ga ada pulsa
sodara: pke ini aja, 500 rupiah per stengah jam.
gwe: wih! bsa fb ga?
sodara: ga bisa..nih khusus chat dari situnya..ga bsa msn ato ym
gwe:ok deh fira masukin datanya ke hp

gila 500 per stengah jam! how cool is that?
k gwe lgsng msukin datanya and start to chat.baek bgt dah sodara gua ini haha..gwe namain nama gue dsitu MUSOLINI19.

pas liat daftar2 nama yg mau dikenalin..i was like HOLY UNDERWEAR ANAK ALAY SEMUA ISINYA DAH! aduh bsa berbusa2 nih gua..hah males gua diemin aja dah.

..

eh tiba2 ada anak cewek alay yg nulis ke gwe.namanya QUTEZ.
bginilah critanya..

QUTEZ :hay leh knlanz gax?
MUSOLINI19:*dengan rasa jijai* ye boleh
Qutez: nag mnah?
musolini: mana kek
Qutez: ih qmoh kok gtu cih?
musolini: suka suka kek
Qutez: huh yawdahks,aquwh anak jkarte..tuh aquwh ajja kcih tawin..qmuwh kox ngga?hihix
musolini: gua anak kaltim *bodo amat gua ngasal aja dah*
Qutez: oh gtyuh..oiya qmoh klas brapah?
musolini: klas 9, lu?
Qutez: aquwh klas 7 hihiks
(gua ktawa sndiri pas dia bilang gtu)
musolini:oh gtu
Qutez: eaa..betewe qmuwh agy apah pagi2 gene?
musolini: chating ama lu
Qutez: ohh qmuwh dah calapan?
musolini:(calapan? sarapan maksud lu? gila alayness banget lu) gua ga laper
Qutez: oh hihhiks qmoh luthu jga yax!
musolini: idih? apa yang lcu?
Qutez: qmoh ngomongnya luthu hehex
musolini: lu lagi ngapain?
Qutez: aquwh agy liat buwlann..oh ea!kan pagy pagy gene magh kgak adda bwlan!aduh aquwh kox jdih tolol yax? hihix
musolini: (nih anak knapa ngomong sndiri?) emang lu tolol
Qutez: hihix
mussolini:(bego bgt nih anak,gua ejek mlah seneng) nape lu ktawa?
Qutez: ikh qmuwh kox kea gtu ngomong na?
mussolini: bodo
Qutez: ugh, eh! qmowh agy idolain cpah?
musolini: ngapain lu nanya gtuan?
Qutez: yagh cma mo taw hihix
musolini: gwe lgi suka ma band the cab
Qutez: wwakh band acal mnah tuwh?
musolini: cari di internet
Qutez: kloh aquwh agy ska ma garnet (?)..oea kmuwh bli albumnya yakh..ihih numpang promosy kalna clah catu prsonil dsitu ituwh saodara kuwh..hihiks
musolini: iye ( siapa yg nanya?)
Qutez: oea profile pic qmuwh mnah?
musolini: males make
Qutez: ayo doonks..aquwh aja make hihiks
musolini: iya iya nih gua kasih bacot banget dah lu
Qutez: ikh qmowh kok gtuwh..hihiks
musolini: ngotot lu
Qutez: hehe cory degh!
musolini: iye
Qutez: qmuwh pnya fs?
musolini: (jaman gini msih ngomong fs?) kaga
Qutez: kloh msn?
musolini: punya
Qutez: apah nmanyah ?
musolini: dontgofuckinme@hotmail.com (this is fake!)
Qutez: ikh kok nmah emailmuh kea gtux? ihihiks
musolini: nape? ga boleh?
Qutez: ga..ga apah kox! klo puna aquwh.. faneliaqutez96yaks@hot ! (pokonye ada fanelia qutez whatever gtu lah emailnya..lupa juga gua..tapi klo berniat add aja lol)
musolini: oke
Qutez: ihihiks qmowh sring o el gaks?
musolini: jarang
Qutez: yah tpi jangan lupah confirm yakh! owkeh?
musolini: ye
Qutez: oea qmowh tukh cewe pah cwo?
musolini: cowok mang nape? ( lol)
Qutez: owhh ga apax cmah nanya hihi!
musolini: oh
Qutez: single?
musolini: (waduh dah kliatan nih jablaynya..gua bngung mo ngomong apa..tapi wtv lah!) iya
Qutez: owhh aquwh juga! kita cama donks hehe
musolini: tapi bentar lagi gua mo tunangan(SALAH NGOMONG! NGAPAEN ANAK KELAS 9 DAH TUNANGAN!?)
Qutez: hah? yg bnner?
musolini: ngga itu slah ngomong
Qutez: ohh hihi quwh kira apah hehe
musolini: nyeh
Qutez: hihi
musolini: jablay lu
Qutez: hah!? mkhsud qmoh paan huh!?

abis itu gua offline deh haha


Gc19

Skandar Keynes' Girlfriend?

Ahhhhhh ini baru pertama kali gwe ksh brita ttg SKANDAR KEYNES .

YEPPPPPPPP kali ini gwe bakal ngasih these stpuid pics bout him and his "ex / un ex" GF (coz i dunno) .

JADIIIIIIIII MENING KITE SMUA LIAT GAMBAR MENAJISKAN DARI SKANDAR KEYNES .

WOTOTOTOTOTOTT..

what the hell was this pic about ??? yeah mannn .. mesraaaaaaa buanget .

hohohoho pasti cewek2 yg suka ama sk lgsng pnasaran , "SIAPA TUH CEWEK !?? ANJING BUANGET !!!!!! " ofcourse ckckck

PENASARAN AMA MUKANYA ?? okay then ..

hell yeah baby . Mukanya miriiiiiiip banget kea pembokat gua .. ngokngok

THIS IS SKANDAR's GF or WHAT !?

tapi ada yg lbh parah lagi ....

eng ing enggg ........

ON DA BED !???

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING !?

hhehehehehehehhh emang kbanyakan foto ini mmbuat cewek2 jadi BROKEN . patah tulang nyehehehehehe

nahhh dari foto2 brikut .. gwe pnya 8 brita ttg mreka :

1. Skandar Keynes mantan muslim .

2. Skandar Keynes pernah ngeDRUNK

3.Skandar Keynes hobinya Party sama William ( yg jadi peter di narnia)

4. Skandar Keynes dulunya sahabatan ama cewek di foto tadi hingga mreka jdi pacaran .

5 .Skandar Keynes pernah KISSING sama Cewek itu .

6. Cewek tadi itu bernama LIBERTY CARLIN .

7 . LIBERTY CARLIN itu pacarin Skandar bukan gara2 dia cinta , melainkan gara2 SKANDAR ITU FAMOUS .

8 . THEY ALREADY BREAK UP .

hehehe jadi santai aja .. SKANDAR KEYNES SKARANG JOMBLO ! .. maybe :)

waduuuuuuuuh .. Skandar Keynes seleranya parah buanget nget nget ya ?? tolong siapa aja yg bisa mmbuat dia sadar .. hehehe

Gc19 .

Monas..kok lu tinggi bgt sih?

hey.. im back..!
its been a while , hehe


skrg gua mo critain prjalanan gua ke monas .
pas hari minggu..sip sip gwe critain ye..



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Pas di Mangga dua.

Gwe =*ngeliat baju* mak...beliin tuh baju dong!
Nyokap = hah?? ga ah !
Gwe = knaaapa??
Nyokap = kakak nnti kea laki..
Gwe = lho?
Nyokap = iya.. kakak nnti kea cowok..
Gwe = tpi kakak......
Nyokap = no buts... dngerin mama aja deh ! ga usah beli itu..

hehe.. nyokap gwe tuh klo nglarang psti ada hikmahnya..
dan sringnya , GWE TUH SRIIIING BGT DI MARAH2IN..
tpi itu rupanya Marah2 DEMI KEBAIKAN !!!!!!!!!

lho ? ga prcaya??
nih ada sdikit dialog lgi.. (baca aja dah)

Jam 9 Malem ..
Gwe = *lgi baca CosmoGirl*
Nyokap = KAKAK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwe = ha !! *baru nyadar klo besok ada ulangan* wah.. mmpus gua.. psti dmarahin abis2an nih klo gwe blom blajar..
Nyokap = KAKAK ! KOK KAKAK....
Gwe = MAMAAAAA !!!!!! MAAF !!!!! iya ! iya !!!! nnti kakak blajar !!!! Mama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jangan marahin Kakak !!!!!!!! PLISSSSSSS !!!!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!! JGN MLOTOTIN KAKAK KEA KUNTILANAK GTU DONG MAAAAAA !!!!! PLIS MAAAA ! KAKAK AKAN BLAJAR !!!!!! KAKAK AKAN BLAJAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
..
Mama = *diem sjenak* .. Maksud Kakak apaan sih ?
Gwe = .. Mama marah gara2 Kakak Ga blajar kn??
Mama = hah?? aduh.. KAKAK ITU KOK MALAH BACA MAJALAH DISNI SIIIIH !?? DSINI KN GELAP LAMPUNYA !!! NNTI MATA KAKAK BISA SAKIT !!!!!!!!!! KE KAMAR SANA BACA MAJALAHNYA !! NYALAIN LAMPUNYA BIAR MATA KAKAK GA SAKIT !!!
Gwe = *lgsng nurut*


tuh kn?? NYOKAP GUA TUH EMG BAIK ! MARAHIN GWE UNTUK KBAIKAAAAN !!!!!!

*balik lgi ke Mangga Dua*

Bokap = Ma.. habis blanja , Ke Monas yuk !
Lica(adek gw) = iya Ma !!!!!!
Nyokap = Oke.. ayo!!!!!

PAS DI MOBIL .

Bokap = ARAH MONAS TUH KMANA !!!!?? * maklum kita smua lupa jalan dari mangga 2 ke monas*
Gwe = yah .. msa papa ga tau ??
Bokap = yaudah.. Kakak kasih tawin dong jalannya..
Gwe = *bego..padahal sndirinya ga taw.. tpi saking pdnya.............* KE ARAH KANAN !!! *ngasal*
Bokap = *belokin mobilnya ke kanan*
Nyokap = ke arah mna nih pa?
Bokap = ga taw nih Kakak..
Gwe = udah nurutin aja.. abis dri ke arah kanan situ , belok ke kiri pas prtigaan..
Bokap = sip... trus??
Gwe = Lurus ampe ktemu lampu merah..

SAMPE-SAMPE...

Bokap = Kak.. kok kita malah ada di tol Ancol ????
Gwe = ohh.. salah .. *muka bego* hehe... belok ke kiri aja deh..
Bokap = GA AHH ! NANTI SALAH LGI ! PAPA TBAK AJA !!!!
Nyokap = udaaah !!!! ikut Mama aja ..
Bokap = oke.. *nyetir ke kanan*
Nyokap = PAPA !!!!!!! KE KIRI !!!!!!

dduaaar !

hampir kena kcelakaan.
dan bokap gwe sukses ngepot ke kiri.

Gwe = Papa kereeeen !
Nyokap = PAPA !!!!!!!!!!! HATI2 ADA ANJING LEWAT!!!

bjuuuuuuar !
sukses ngepot lagi

Gwe = EH ! DASAR ANJING LU ANJING !!!!!!!!!
Nyokap = Pa .. hati2 dong pa..
Bokap = Iya iya..
Nyokap = nah .. itu udah kliatan monasnya..
Bokap = Alhamdulillaah.. *santai*
Gwe = akhirnyaaaaaaaaa.....
Nyokap = PAAA ! LAMPU MERAH !!!
Bokap = Mana !!?? mana !?? ( yah.. lampu merah dcari..)

creeeeeeeeeeeeet..
akhirnya kita sukses ngerem.

~~~~~~~
PAS DI MONAS .

kan kita lgi di monas nih.. Gwe ama kluarga gwe naik delman dulu . trus Sholat dulu , Bokap gwe ambil air wudu dulu,, Dan Nyokap gwe ama adek gwe Ke Musholla . Sedangkan gwe sndiri diluar krna lgi halangan .
Sumpah . disini gwe srem bgt ..

Jadi gwe tuh lagi duduk sndiri smbil dngerin ipod .. lagunya Metro Station . trus tiba2 ada Cowo duduk didepan gwe . Pas dia duduk di dpan gua , dia LIATIN GWE TERUS . Gwe dah mrinding ksereman , Gue lgsng gedein lagunya karna ketakutan . Tuh cowok masih terus liatin gwe . Akhirnya gwe pindah duduk ke tempat lain . TAPI DIA MALAH NGIKUTIN GUA JUGA . holy shit.

Gwe duduk di depan musholla . Pas lgi Rame , dan dia duduk di bangku dket tempat Air wudu Cowok. MASIH NGELIATIN GWE LAGI . Mukanya tuh serem banget . Gwe tetep merinding , tapu untung aja Bokap gwe dah slese sholat dan duduk di samping COWO YG NGELIATIN GWE sambil pake sepatu.

Wah .. Wah .. ada paan nih? Tapi bodo' amat..Bokap gwe dgn slamat dtg ke gwe .. Tuh Cowo masih liatin gwe . damn .



Lupain ttg cowo misterius itu , Kita makan dulu di warung deket2 monas .
Pas Makan , Ada Kejadian Paling MANTAP trjadi .

Bnyak orang2 lgsng Lari2 kea dikejar David Archuleta Mau dicium .
Mereka lgsng Teriak2 gitu .. Gua lgsng lari aja ikut mereka . Gwe kira ada
BOM . Nyokap gwe dah lari duluan .

Tiba2 ada cowo bilang ,
" SEMUANYA KABUUUUR !"

lgsng deh ..
Gwe = MAAAA ! KNAPA SMUANYA LARI !?? ADA BOM !??
Nyokap = Ga taw sayang !!!!!!!
Lica = MAMA !!!!!!!! *nangis*

Semuanya lgsng Nangis2 sambil Lari2 .
APAKAH ADA TSUNAMI DI MONAS !?

Gwe lgsng tutup kuping dan lgsng baca Al-Fatihah .
Gwe ga mau mati skarang ..
Gwe Masih Mau hidup di Dunia ..
Gwe belom Hafal Yasin ..

Gwe belom pamit sama Temen2 gwe ..

Gwe belom ketemu sama Kyle Patrick ..

Gwe belom saatnya untuk mati .

INI BNERAN TRJADI DI DAERAH MONAS PADA HARI MINGGU JAM 7an GITU . POKOKNYA PAS MAGRIB DEH .


Pas lagi mrinding .. Gwe liat Bokap gwe jalan santai sambil minum teh botol . Gua kebingungan . Gwe liat Bokap gwe ato Arwahnya Jalan ??

Bokap = ngapain kak tutup kuping ?
Gwe = ( sumpah deh gwe lgsng kbingungan) INI !!! LARI2 !!! EH... ITU.... AHHHHHH !!!!! INI KNAPA SIH LARI SMUANYA !??
Bokap = Ya Allah .. Ini ga ada hubungannya ama Kita .. Yang Lari2 tuh cuma Pedagang2nya doang .. soalnya ketawan Polisi ..
Gwe = *nyengir*

Oh .. rupanya hal yg kea gini toh .. Gua kira ada paan ..
Nyokap gwe dah diluar sana , di Sebrang Jalan Monas saking Takutnya.


Akhirnya Nyokap gwe balik lgi dan Kita mo Ke Air Mancur Menari .
Gwe ga tega liat pedagang2 yg di bikin nangis ama Polisi .
Pas gua liat tiba2 ada Polisi gitu yg nyapa gua .
" Halo dek .. silahkan Nikmati Malam Senin Ini .. "
Gigi lu Nikmatin .. GUA TEGA AMA PEDAGANG2NYAAA !!!!!



Pas didepan Monas , Gwe mo mlakukan ssuatu .

YAITU KHAYANG DI DEPAN MONAS .

EH !!!!!! EH !!!!!! bukannya gua ngikutin Raditya Dika ya .. Gwe cma Mo memraktekan doang ..
Bnyak taw orang2 yg ngikutin Dika ,,. Kea siapa ?

OBAMA !!!!!

Raditya dika itu hobinya ngupil . dan dia sring ngupil .
Obama pun psti suka ngupil !!!!! dan dia psti prnah ngupil !!!

lho ? ga prcaya ?? tanya aja ke Obamanya lgsng ..
Nih gua tanyain ..

Gwe = Sir .. Anda suka Ngupil ya ?
Obama = Huh ??
Gwe = Anda suka ngupil kea Raditya Dika ya ??
Obama = What ??
Gwe = You always digging ur nose like Raditya Dika , huh ?
Obama = Dick-a ??? DICK- AAAAAAAAAAAAA ???


Balik ke Monas .

Gua akhirnya foto2 smbil Khayangan . Gwe diliatin ama Smua Orang . TERMASUK COWO YG LIATIN GWE TADI PAS DI MUSHOLLA .

bodo' amat daaaaah ..

Lica = Kak !! air mancur mnarinya dah mulai !
Gwe = Liat yuk !!!!!

Pas dah di Air Mancur Menari , gwe nonton aja .. Ada Film Tom n Jerry gitu . Tapi Layarnya pake Air .. Gila keren bgt..

Kita akhirnya Mo Pulang . Kita jalan lewat jalan yg lumayan sepi .
tapi Buanyaaaaaaaaaaal bgt org2 pacaran di bawah pohon situ .
Ga sengaja gwe dnger slah satu dri mreka bilang kea gini , " AH ! KAMU JANGAN GITU DONG .. GELI AKU .. "

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell was that about !???
(maklum.. sbg anak kecil mmang jijik klo dnger kea gituan )

Terus .. terus .. (nafsu) gwe Ga sngaja liat Cowo ama Cowo lgi duduk brdua smbil hadap2an .. rupanya taman monas bukan cuma buat pasangan Cewe-Cowo ,, Tapi juga buat sesama Jenis =]

ohmygoddamnshit .
Udah ahh .. jgn ngomong2 kea ginian .. Ketek gua gatel


Stelah itu , gwe masuk ke mobil dgn mndngarkan iPod lgunya Let It Rocknya Lil Wayne .

Gua dnger pas dia bilang ," I can dick ya up,I can dick ya down " . KOK KATA2 ITU LAGI SIIIIIIH !!!????

Gua jdi kangen ama Raditya .. Palagi si Haryanto I LOVE KEDIRI .


And Finally .. Gua balik ke Rumah dgn Selamat ..
Pngalaman Itu adalah Pngalaman MINGGU Paling MACHO di Bulan Maret Ini .


Whoa .. dah ahh .. slese .. gua mo blajar bhs arab . bsok ada ulangan =]]




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