anak 7a ngerjain pencopet

Salah satu anak 7autis, pare (nama disamarkan), pernah mau dicolong dompetnya dideket lebak bulus.
Udah 2 kali dia digituin. Sampe2 dia inget muka orangnya. "Kampret tuh pencopet. Boro2 mukanya mirip nicholas saputra tp dlm versi abal" kata pare.
Dan sekarang dia punya taktik penting buat kerjain tuh pencopet.

Kemaren pare ceritain ke smua anak 7autis di klas 8c. Dan inilah ceritanya:

Pare kan pulang naik angkot dan turun di lebak bulus.
Pas dia lagi jalan kaki, ia bertemu seorang cowo yg mukanya biasa2 aja.
Pare tau klo nih cowo adalah pencopet asli lebak bulus,makanya pare melakukan sesuatu yg APABANGET.

Pencopet yg niat nyopet barang berharga pare(Pp): dek,mama kamu ada dirumah?
Pare yg udah tau nih pencopet: ada kali
Pp: Saya teman nasabah bank mama kamu dan ia harus bayar uang sejumlah 1.000.000
Pare:oh, kok tau?
Pp: barusan saya telpon mama kamu buat tungguin
Pare: oh
Pp: mama kamu ada dirumah tidak?
Pare: ga tau. Keanya lagi arisan
Pp: hmm berarti kamu telpon aja dulu beneran ada ga mama kamu dirumah
Pare: (pura2 lebay) aduh aku ngggak punya pulsa..gimana kalo mas aja yang nelfon pake hp mas?
Pp: hah? Saya lupa nomornya
Pare: yaudah sini kasih hpnya trus aku telpon deh
Pp: (gugup) ehhhhh saya juga nomornya lagi mati.
Pare: bukannya tadi mas bilang mas barusan telpon mama saya?
Pp: (saking gugupnya akhirnya dpt jawaban)ITU PAKE HP TEMAN SAYA
Pare: oh (dalem hati : "MAMPUS LU ABANG SARIMIN KAMPRET!")
Pp: jadi gimana cara nelfonnya dong? Ato pake warung telpon aja?
Pare: yaudah
Pp: saya tidak punya uang, bpleh pake punya adek?
Pare: boleh. Nih (dikasih 5000)
Pp: saya saja ya yg nelfon,nnti saya ksini lg. Oke?
Pare: ye

Alhasil si Pp kabur melewati warung telepon membawa 5000 rupiah doang.
Selesai deh ceritanya!
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Bella: bedon lu. Kenapa lu kasih duit ke dia?
Pare: karena gue memang mau ngasih dia 5000
Gw: kok gitu dah?
Pare: itu duit palsu
Anak2 7a: +ngakak+





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i did it so baddd

This post is about a fan who would do everything to get a ticket concert altough the concert will be in 2010.


pas lagi upacara sumpah pemuda, tepatnya hari rabu 28 okt, gw girang bet. Ga sabar buat pulang deh!!
Mau tau knp?? Pulang skolah gw lgsng ke aquarius beli tiket boys like girls!!!!
Jadi pulang skolah gw lgsng ke mobilnya ica, karena ica ama gue belinya..nahh gue ke aquarius kan,
Trus pas dah nyampeee..gw tanya tiket presalenya. Katanya cma dijual di java musikindo kuningan.

Yah apabolehbeuddah gw dari aquarius pim lgsng ke kuningan..udah kena macet lagi!

Nyampe disana, gw masuk kegedungnya, gw diperiksa gtu..mobil atas bawah kiri kanan bagasi jok mobil ampe tas skolah gue di periksa. Gahul nih pemeriksaannya..takut bom banget haha
Udah markir, gw naik 2 lantai pke tangga trus naik lift dari stu, gw ke javamusikindo kan..
GILAAA ada adrie subono foto ama artis2 luar yg prnah ksini..termasuk KYLE pas dia dtg ama BEP.
Ohh mai guadds nyeeeh mennn.

Pas gw dah ktemu ama pnjual tiket, dia blg kea gini"harganya 290000".
Pas gw buka kantong gw, yang ada di kantong gue cuma 500 rupiah.
Ica: fir, mana duitnya.
Fira: kok 5oo perak?
Ica: fira lo serius?
Fira: liat nih bulet warna perak.
Ica: gila. Uangnya mana???
Fira: ketinggalan di mobil kali.

Extra triple ojan.

Gw kbawah ambil uang gw, gw ditemenin ama ica, pas kbawah gw diliatin ama pengawas gtu dsitu.
Eh pas dah di samping mobil, gw lupa satu hal.
"Ca, kunci mobilnya mana?"
"Gue kira ada di elo fir"

Nih juga ojan benge.
Gw keatas lagi ambil kunci mobil yg ketinggalan diatas,tepatnya di ruang javamusikindo itu.
Trus kebawah lgi gw. Tuh pengawas masih liatin hw juga
Dalem hatinya pasti bilang "nih anak pramuka ngapain bolak balik?"

Iya, pas dstu gwgi pke baju pramuka.
Dan pas gw buka pintu mobilnya, gw liat uang gw jatoh brserakan di bawah.
Gw ambil.
Naik atas.
Kasih duitnya.
DAPET DEH TIKETNYA!!!!


Ohhhh MARTIN!! HERE I COME!!

(Btw, gua ambil smua brosur konser boyslike girls dri stu. Huahahaha)




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present from my family

I won the english competition and I took the first rank. Yes its trully unbelievable
We've got to answer about american history,indonesian history,and blablabla its all from da ensiklopedia list..
My partners are hamdalah and alireza. thanks guys:)

My parents give me a present for me, and that is..staying in four season hotel for 4 days! Hahaha
I wrote this post at my hotel room now, this place is awesome (walaupun dikamar gua ga ada sower buat cebok) the view is beautiful coz we could look j town at the night from here.


And the last is from my insane buddy, he's going to give me a blackberry for my present yeeeehaa!!

These things are all the things that I really want:
1. Have a bb
2. Buy BLG ticket (next post about this)
3. Going to the clicks concert


Ohh I wish these wishes are going to be true (no 2 checked) :D




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another Martin ?

there he isssssssssssss.... eat that hamburger baby!

MARTIN BENNETT JOHNSON my secondary crush-___-

He just finished his tour in Asia but HOW DARE HE LEFT HIS ASIAN TOUR WITHOUT A SHOW IN INDONESIA!?

okay forget it, follow his twitter on @martinsays okay!

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Martyy, Party Martyy

It starts when my friend gave me a link about love drunk video. She knews that iam a fan of ashley tisdale so she just gave me the link couse she was on the vid.
LOVE DRUNK is the name of the album from BOYS LIKE GIRLS. And that's the single of the album.
She tells me all about martin and gave me some pics..then it succsesful made me fallin in love with Martin!!
160909 baby! Hahaha

Looks like Rafi got brand new crush,hahaha and how about KP?
Both are from Boston,
Both are lead singer from a rock band
Both are HOT
Both have the sexiest voice ever.

Okay.. Everytime,everyday since 16, iam always daydreaming about Martin..thinking about he and and I heading to somewhere romantic and its only between 2 of us wakakak
(Definately I was daydreaming about mitchel musso that he could be my big brother haha)

Awww its okay K..wherever me and martin go..you 're always in my heart hahaha



Oh my god..paris hilton got the biggest boobs ever..how could it be if it will be explode? -____- (?)


Okay forget about P.
I'll be back with my Martin! Hehe



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Anyeeeer

HEY!!
long time no posting..its like 2 months i haven't update my blog..and yesssssss iam in a middle of my holiday! school off!

yestarday i just got back from PESANTREN, we hading Pesantren on Anyer..its awesome! after subuh,we ussually playin on the beach. oh my god i missed the beach so much. My bestfriend,Lala made some words on a sand like I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON and GODD CHARLOTTE THE CLICK FIVE. we collect some clams and crabs! its super duper fun..
before going back to the J town, i bought some souvenir..its a totally beautiful day eva!

Back to the J town at 9 Sept and arrive on my school. and my mom take me home safely.
But oh my freakin underwear..I FORGOT TO BRING MY SOUVENIR!! daaaaaaaaaaamn.
i just bought it for 30.000Rp. and it was nothing ughhhhhhhhh


I'll miss that day



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whose blood is it?

disgusting huh?YES AND IT IS REAL.

My friend gave me this photo and i was screaming like an idiot and call her,i was like.."dude! is this real? this is disgusting! whose thing is it? joe? ethan? Kyle???"

and then she explain everything..its Kyle's.

i was worried and text him on myspace quickly..i dont want anything thats wrong happend to him.

he was playing guitar with a blood turned out from his finger. can you just imagine it?

i sent my mail to him..and he said:

Hi Fira,

Im doing great! I just get cut by some guitar strings and buttons sometimes..and it sprays the guitar with my blood. Hope you are doing well!

Kp

dudeeeeee it sprays the guitar with my blood and you're doing great? now that's cool.

i never seen an artist who played guitar with a blood turned out! just like what i said..Kp is unique (?)

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Ngechat ama anak alay,it sucks!

gua lagi di rumah saudara.bosen ga ngapa2in.ga bawa ipod,makanan abis,ac mati. dude this is sucks! mo ngapain lagi coba??

eh..tiba2 sodara gua dateng smbil blg:
sodara: dek bosen ya?
gw: iye kak..ga ngapa2in..
sodara: knapa ga chatting aja?
gwe: ga ada pulsa
sodara: pke ini aja, 500 rupiah per stengah jam.
gwe: wih! bsa fb ga?
sodara: ga bisa..nih khusus chat dari situnya..ga bsa msn ato ym
gwe:ok deh fira masukin datanya ke hp

gila 500 per stengah jam! how cool is that?
k gwe lgsng msukin datanya and start to chat.baek bgt dah sodara gua ini haha..gwe namain nama gue dsitu MUSOLINI19.

pas liat daftar2 nama yg mau dikenalin..i was like HOLY UNDERWEAR ANAK ALAY SEMUA ISINYA DAH! aduh bsa berbusa2 nih gua..hah males gua diemin aja dah.

..

eh tiba2 ada anak cewek alay yg nulis ke gwe.namanya QUTEZ.
bginilah critanya..

QUTEZ :hay leh knlanz gax?
MUSOLINI19:*dengan rasa jijai* ye boleh
Qutez: nag mnah?
musolini: mana kek
Qutez: ih qmoh kok gtu cih?
musolini: suka suka kek
Qutez: huh yawdahks,aquwh anak jkarte..tuh aquwh ajja kcih tawin..qmuwh kox ngga?hihix
musolini: gua anak kaltim *bodo amat gua ngasal aja dah*
Qutez: oh gtyuh..oiya qmoh klas brapah?
musolini: klas 9, lu?
Qutez: aquwh klas 7 hihiks
(gua ktawa sndiri pas dia bilang gtu)
musolini:oh gtu
Qutez: eaa..betewe qmuwh agy apah pagi2 gene?
musolini: chating ama lu
Qutez: ohh qmuwh dah calapan?
musolini:(calapan? sarapan maksud lu? gila alayness banget lu) gua ga laper
Qutez: oh hihhiks qmoh luthu jga yax!
musolini: idih? apa yang lcu?
Qutez: qmoh ngomongnya luthu hehex
musolini: lu lagi ngapain?
Qutez: aquwh agy liat buwlann..oh ea!kan pagy pagy gene magh kgak adda bwlan!aduh aquwh kox jdih tolol yax? hihix
musolini: (nih anak knapa ngomong sndiri?) emang lu tolol
Qutez: hihix
mussolini:(bego bgt nih anak,gua ejek mlah seneng) nape lu ktawa?
Qutez: ikh qmuwh kox kea gtu ngomong na?
mussolini: bodo
Qutez: ugh, eh! qmowh agy idolain cpah?
musolini: ngapain lu nanya gtuan?
Qutez: yagh cma mo taw hihix
musolini: gwe lgi suka ma band the cab
Qutez: wwakh band acal mnah tuwh?
musolini: cari di internet
Qutez: kloh aquwh agy ska ma garnet (?)..oea kmuwh bli albumnya yakh..ihih numpang promosy kalna clah catu prsonil dsitu ituwh saodara kuwh..hihiks
musolini: iye ( siapa yg nanya?)
Qutez: oea profile pic qmuwh mnah?
musolini: males make
Qutez: ayo doonks..aquwh aja make hihiks
musolini: iya iya nih gua kasih bacot banget dah lu
Qutez: ikh qmowh kok gtuwh..hihiks
musolini: ngotot lu
Qutez: hehe cory degh!
musolini: iye
Qutez: qmuwh pnya fs?
musolini: (jaman gini msih ngomong fs?) kaga
Qutez: kloh msn?
musolini: punya
Qutez: apah nmanyah ?
musolini: dontgofuckinme@hotmail.com (this is fake!)
Qutez: ikh kok nmah emailmuh kea gtux? ihihiks
musolini: nape? ga boleh?
Qutez: ga..ga apah kox! klo puna aquwh.. faneliaqutez96yaks@hot ! (pokonye ada fanelia qutez whatever gtu lah emailnya..lupa juga gua..tapi klo berniat add aja lol)
musolini: oke
Qutez: ihihiks qmowh sring o el gaks?
musolini: jarang
Qutez: yah tpi jangan lupah confirm yakh! owkeh?
musolini: ye
Qutez: oea qmowh tukh cewe pah cwo?
musolini: cowok mang nape? ( lol)
Qutez: owhh ga apax cmah nanya hihi!
musolini: oh
Qutez: single?
musolini: (waduh dah kliatan nih jablaynya..gua bngung mo ngomong apa..tapi wtv lah!) iya
Qutez: owhh aquwh juga! kita cama donks hehe
musolini: tapi bentar lagi gua mo tunangan(SALAH NGOMONG! NGAPAEN ANAK KELAS 9 DAH TUNANGAN!?)
Qutez: hah? yg bnner?
musolini: ngga itu slah ngomong
Qutez: ohh hihi quwh kira apah hehe
musolini: nyeh
Qutez: hihi
musolini: jablay lu
Qutez: hah!? mkhsud qmoh paan huh!?

abis itu gua offline deh haha


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